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3月6日 Blargh2月24日 Coursework killed my yorkshire puddings!!!The other day at Morrisons we actually got plain flour so that I could make stu some yorkshire puddings,, so today i made the batter and stuch themin the oven. I asked stu to time 15 mins, and then let it out of my mind. 40 minutes later when I announced I'd finished part of my coursework, we relised they were still in the oven. I was afraid, very afraid.
Running through the living room I wondered how they hadnt set on fire. Stu opened the oven and they looked like this: Oh deary me. 2月21日 It can only get better ¬¬ Ok.
I suppose my day started 6 and a half hours ago when stu crawled into bed grovelling forgiveness for being on a computer game untill 4:40am in the morning.
Fine, ok, just go to sleep.
I got back to sleep, only to be woken up by someone who sounds like they're playing with a circular saw outside the window. I figure the sound is leaking into the yard and is somehow reverbarating off the walls... and then into my ears. Stu however, is dead to the world.
So i thought if the Gamer's still snoring in bed, I may as well come on the comp and do some corsework, cause i'd just be bored otherwise. I sit down... do some and then DIY guy next door starts up.
I've got stu snoring, bike guy across the way sawing and now the guy through the cardboard wall hammering. And on top of that, I've got an under the skin spot under my eye that's absolutely killing me, and my hands are cold.
Seriously, how can anything that noisy be contrustive? It sounds like thay're hammering the wall down and sawing whatever it is to bits! And seriously... as I type, bike guy has started up his bike!!!!! At least DIY guy's shut up and stu's stopped snoring... but it hasn't put me in a good mood ¬¬. The other day in Psychology someone called someone sometyhing and they misheard it as Fat Hobnob. It made me laugh to think that someone thought they got called a Fat Hobnob. 9月22日 YouchumsI can't even manage to eat a blended potnoode, blended to the consistancy of potnoodle soup. huff. My throat hurts, and when i talk, i sound like i have a speech impediment. I'm slurring and not pronouncing 's' properly. hhhhhmmmmmm :( 8月18日 To my faithfull TV....After 9 years of faithfull service, my TV has finally decided that it's tube is going, so It shall now be retirig into the room of the parentals to live out it's retirement years.
I had meant to get a new one today, wich I had spotted because it was one of the only 14" tvs with no exta dvd player, video or extra odds and sods that i didn't actually need, as they are hard to find now, since all the tvs are stupidly big... you know i'm talking to you stu :P lol... but thanks to the rain, argos was shut today because it was flooded. typicall. ¬¬
Anyhoo... i have edited a picture, and added it to a photo album, as i intend to do more :D please let me know what you think of it or you know... not haha. ciao xxx .I have been thinking loooong and hard about the content of a new blog, and i have come up with diddley squat, so for now I'm just updating the look of it, and putting a new song on. A one that was highly recomended by the lovely Stuart, and wich is, as he claimed, a very good song. 'Spineshank'-'Synthetic'. xxxx 7月31日 Teh beachToday Me and teh Fi visited the beach at south sheilds. twas good, she was on quite a high haha, but i think i stopped her from floating off with my constant pensiveness ^^.
Didn't go rock pooling, however we got our feet wet... it was verrrrrrry cold, and on the way back, we got sandpapered to death by the breeze whipping sand against our legs. That hurt. Fiona won a flying pig. that made us laugh, her especially.
So yeah.. my lovely mother.... wants to kill me. She ranted about the tic tacs she'd got being hers, and 'no one is to touch them on pain of death'. She then immediately offered me the tic tacs... what?! On pain of death... here.... have one? eh?
Here's a link from Eddie Izzard bilingual
ok... its doing wierd and wonderfull stuff and won't stop being bold underlined ¬¬
nvm... 7月30日 Another fabulous day....The sky is blue...
I'm smiling non stop for the second day running...
The birds are twittering, poodles are poodle-ing, or whatever it is that poodles do... hehe, oodles of poodles....
there's no point to this but right now i don't care :D
Here's a link from Dylan Moran that made me laugh a lot!
love you aaaallllll xxx 7月29日 It's nice to be happy :)I'm all good moody this fine morning because all is right with the world :D
Yesterday was altogether very mixed. I had a good time, then i had a sad time, and now I'm having a relieved and very, very happy time :D thanks guys, I love yous to bits...
Yesterday I whent to miss Fi's house and we stripped most of the wall paper off her walls. Well.. i helped for a bit, then I washed her skirting board and door etc.
I am now talking to a good friend of mine :D yaaay, the reason i'm so happy ^^
And today I'm off shopping with miss Fi... so I'm muchly happy about everything :D
I love you all especially a few people I could mention!!!! Possibly for one day only, but hey, i'm enjoying this buzz while it lasts.... 7月21日 Guns and Roses :PThe other eveing I went to Guns and Roses!!! 'Twas really good :P
Bullet for my Valentine were supporting, and they were also very good, wich is awesome because they're my fave band at the mo.
On the way in, I got frisked lol, which was funny, if a little bit scary. People got told to take their studded belt off, but the woman never asked me to, so I assume she didn't do her job properly :P
G+R were a tad (quite a bit) late getting on stage, and there was this guy a few rows in front of us shouting his head off.
"Stand up! Everyone stand up, you's have paid your money, you won't get it refunded... stand up!!"
Auntie Sarah pointed out that us standing up would do nothing to get them on stage quicker... and he simply looked at her and said
"But you've paid you're £37!" and then started pointing viciously at utterly random people shouting thirty seven pounds!! Thirty seven pounds!!
and when G+R came on stage, he sat down?! What's all that about then?
Have put some pictures on of it though... and one of the dog, simply because she's a bit strange and very fluffy ^^ 7月19日 Romance is not RealityYou'll have to bare with me here because if there was one thing i was rubbish at it was getting my point across in English... wording things has never been my number one skill so some of what i'm about to say may make no sense, but i'm trying haha.
This is a.. well.. poem TYPE thingy i wrote last night. Before you read it, i will share my thoughts on if first and explain what i was thinking a bit, so that you know I'm not someone in need of phsychological help haha.
My meaning of the poem is more to do with the structure of it and what the structure does to the meaning of what's written, rather than the actual content of the poem, although it was a usefull topic (break up) to show the contrast between the first and second sections.
I wrote it in two parts: The poem part, and the letter part. I noticed that you can dramatically change the meaing of the poem by swapping these parts around. As it is, the first part is a romantic idea of heartbreak, while the letter shows the reality of the feelings the guy has. I like it best this way around, as it reminds me of a drama piece i saw, that outlined how things can be chopped and changed to give an entirely different meaning to what's actually going on (something that for some reason reminded me of newspapers and their content ^^). Turn the parts around, however, and the meaning changes. The letter symbolises the brave face the guy is putting on, while the poem then dissects the letter and reveals the writers true feelings.
He wrote the letter sweetly
[[to you who may never know]] Although he knew he'd never tell
[[I know these words are falling on ears that may never hear them]]
And writing it with friends in mind
[[I know your intrests lie elsewhere]]
Made life a living hell
[[I admit it kills me inside]]
He spilled his secrets to the page
[[I'm certain things would change]]
He spilled his tears as well
[[Goodbye to the feelings]]
His friends would never know his pain
[[Life is already too complicated]]
Part of him now a shell
[[Matters of the heart]]
To you who may never know,
I say that because I know these words are falling on ears that may never hear them; you've never listened to me in all the time i've known you,
It P***** me off that you said I was 'just paranoid' but now i know your intrests lie elsewhere, you proved that.
I admit that it kills me inside, but it's nothing compared to what's coming to you. He'll spill your blood when he finds out. If you tell him, that is, because I'm sure things would change if you did.
I would tell the whole world what you did, but instead Im saying goodbye to the feelings that hurt me and that make me want to hurt you because life is already too complicated for me to be bothered by you lying, your cheating, and your matters of the heart.
For anyone who's read it all the way through and was interested in it , yay! thank you! I'd love to know what you thought, constructive criticism is usefull ^^
That's the most intelligent thing i've though of in about a month... I need a cup of tea cause my head hurts haha.
I've also put a picture of (from left to right) Tom, Fiona and Me on, from mine and fi's last day in uniform
7月16日 BzzzzzzzzCould you imagine...
being a bumble bee?
Think about it...
You could fly anywhere you wanted free, but even then it wouldn't matter because you'd have no idea what money was anyway.
You'd have a job that all your friends did too... so you'd always have something to talk about if conversation went out the window.
No one would care if you looked the same as anyone else, because you'd all look the same anyway, so it really wouldn't matter if you weren't a complete individual.
You'd get to do the waggle dance.
If anyone's got any more, let me know, and I'll make it into a list of 'Why it would be better being a bumblebee' haha
yahoooI've got big big plaaaaaannnnnssssss, and they've got to meaaaan something more than juuuust ooooo-oooonnncee......
I'm rather happy today and I'm not sure why because nothing's changed. 7月14日 Please help if you know anything :(Noel Robson has gone missing. All I know is that he's about thirty, average height, with longish hair. When he talks he has a strong geordie accent. He was last seen leaving a pub at 11pm tuesday night, then at an ATM in gateshead at 3am Wednesday morning. The police are looking for him.
I said I'd spread the word for his friends, and hope he turns up soon
I know it's not much help, but someone might know him or something, and it can't hurt to ask people.
7月10日 Pikachu: nounThere are a few occasions where I will actually get along with my younger sibling... he is, after all, incredibly funny, however these short spells of cooperation inevitable end in a disaster of one form or another.
Yesterday, that disaster was Daniel getting stuck down the side of my bed.
So while his leg was getting wedged further and further down the gap, i was pulling off the matress, the cusions, his foot... and swearing copious amounds while killing myself laughing at him. Under closer inspection, we relised his trapped leg was kneeling on the floor and his other leg was at a right angle :S oohhh errr
So after that there was much laughing. Well... MORE laughing.
And here i've put some piccys on of Howard Moon just for Mazi because she brought up a very good point: I don't have any of Howard! But i do now haha :D
7月6日 *does a little dance*I have officialy left school now, signed off and everything whoop!
Only one of the maths teachers has completely jinxed me as he said don't bring back the maths book he lent me untill september
oooh dear I just now I'm not going to get the B i need now >.<
Ahhh well... if I don't get the marks I can always go and join one of my sideshows and be a unicycling, tassel covered trapeze artist instead of a surgeon.
Aaaaand... I'm being totally non conformist again... I keep going out without my bubble pipe, wich mother so forcefully forbade me to do, after telling me that I had to join the circus.
Such is life on earth. (My place of residence).
(For now).
7月5日 Emos are like marmite... i'm sorry... "yeast extract", but dobermans... are not.People either love them *ahem shuffles feet* or they hate them, there's no blending into the middle ground.
cause the ground's at the bottom... not the middle.
Like the middle of no-where, that we seemed to pass today while out walking.
Built randomly in the middle of no-where was this house with what looked like a randomly placed derilict car wash. It looked very out of place in settings of such calibre.
Anyhoo... as we were walking past the plastic looking garden, this huge doberman appeared out of no-where and made it very clear it wasn't happy about us passing it's domain. TRIVIA, on the other hand, didn't get this, as i'm sure the girl's insane, and stopped, looking at the dog over the fence and exclaiming "It's a nice doggy" .It wasn't a nice doggy... it wanted to EAT US.
So that was scary, and why you should never tell Guides that walking is fun. well. Not if they're as mental as Trivia anyway :D
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